◉ THE LIST · KEPT HONEST

What we actually use.

No affiliate links yet (we're working on it). Star ratings are out of five and reflect a tired parent's actual opinion at 11pm in a Walmart parking lot.

// INSIDE
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Jetboil Flash
$129
★★★★★

Boils water faster than the kid loses interest.

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Coleman cast iron, 10"
$32
★★★★★

Pancakes, eggs, cornbread, weapon.

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Goal Zero Yeti 500
$699
★★★★☆

Charges everything except our patience.

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REI camp pillows ×3
$28
★★★★☆

We tried sleeping without. Don't.

// OUTSIDE
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Maxxis ATR tires
$840
★★★★★

The reason we made it out of New Mexico.

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RoadPro 12V kettle
$24
★★★★☆

Hot water at the gas pump. Civilization.

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Folding shovel
$19
★★★★★

Used 4 times. All for poop. Worth it.

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Coleman 54-qt cooler
$48
★★★☆☆

Ice lasts 3 days if you don't open it.

// FILMING
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Sony ZV-E10
$698
★★★★★

Vlogger camera that survives dog hair.

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DJI Mini 3
$469
★★★★★

How you've seen Fozzie from above.

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Rode Wireless Go II
$299
★★★★★

Two lavs. Worth every dollar.